February 2012
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Yep, pretty certain I’ve just given myself food poisoning.
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tomliveslife replied to your photo: Just took this. Any need for the sunglasses?…
Wanna come do history work with me? it is just as exciting -.-‘
That’d result in two shots to the face :’)
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Shittiest mood.
Gonna spruce up and get some pictures.
All dressed up and nowhere to go.
Who wants to do something?
I love Nandos more than your mum does.
More than your mum does.
Relying on pills to keep me sane and pain free. And not pregnant if you wanna count that one.
Choked on a Nurofen earlier and the contents of the capsule leaked in my mouth and it was foul and it’s not kicked in yet and I’ve had to cancel today’s plans (yes, I HAD SOME) because my body’s in self-destruct mode and D:
I’m going to be a massive whining bitch today.
Woke dad up by flinging his old teddy at him with a broken chair back.
Directly in the face.
Awesome.
it's 2am?
icavein:
aww shit
gabethebeast asked: Oh wait your name is Emma lol fail
gabethebeast asked: You are a beautiful girl. I follow your blog and i dont even know your name haha xD.When you feel down just remember you wont be alone on Valentines Day unlike most people O.o
Anonymous asked: Why does your tummy hurt?
Leave me things. →
I’ve just spent ages on Wii Fit and am totally achey and sweaty. It’s also brought on my stomach pain so I’m gonna have my second bath of the day to soothe it.
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The cat's resorted to feeding himself.
He’s currently sat on top of the toaster, has clawed the lid off the top of his cat food tin and is putting his paw in, grabbing food and eating it off his paw. It’s a slow process but it works.
Have a look at my Flickr. →
You’ll probably think some of the stuff on there is utter shite, but a few new page views wouldn’t go amiss :v
The type of texts my boyfriend gets from me.
“Omg I just sat down after getting out the bath and my vagina made an awesome squishy noise xx”
Sophie asks me if I love her.
I tell her I’d sleep with her if she wasn’t such a lovely friend.
That’s sorted.
Anonymous asked: or maybe one of you completely naked, looking back, you've never posted that.
Anonymous asked: Would you be able to post a few photos of you stripping?
Anonymous asked: do you like bacon wrinkled or straight?
Anonymous asked: wow someone could go on your tumblr for a time of about 10 seconds and already know what your whole body looks like? don't you have any self respect for yourself? You're just lashing these photos out on your tumblr like they're nothing. Jesus
Tried to take my top off. Failed to do so as it got caught on my earing. Resulted in flailing about, trying to unhook my earing which had actually pierced through my top with the neckline somewhere about my forehead and both arms still in the sleeves.
Now who wants me to strip for them?
theylooklikebigstronghands:
woaah replied to your post: I just ate 5 slices of pizza and a belgian bun
what topping?
Just yer standard margarita.
Awesome.
Was expecting you to say some shit like beef and pepperoni and pineapple and raisins and like, diced onion and rhubarb and all that snazzy crap.
BUT HELL YEAH MARGARITA.
Anonymous asked: Did you go to fair oak juniors or Stoke park?
Eventful few hours.
Went to college for my evening course at 6, did all the shit I needed to do. Had an exam. Midway through my stomach just had me bent double, it was fucking horrible pain. Just after that the caretaker came in going “IT’S SNOWING!” obviously not knowing there was an exam going on. Got out there, it was snowing heavily. Met mum in the car, she was crying. Turns out my grandparents...
Our labrador's limping.
His leg’s swollen and causing him pain.
Our vets fucking love us.
Just picked my sister up from school.
All the schools I’ve been to are in a ‘pyramid’, all close together and whatnot. While I was waiting I saw my year 6 teacher from the primary school walk past. I nearly ended up in tears because he was a guy who helped, without knowing, my anxiety disorder, even then. I really miss that year. I really miss him.
Minutes later a guy came out...
Anonymous asked: At least you know what your pain was, and are you ok?
Back from the doctors.
Not a stomach ulcer afterall, but an exploding ovarian cyst.
That explains the stupid amount of pain I’ve been in.
Oh my God, I can’t even masturbate out of boredom because my stomach hurts so bad. This is a problem.
ptrandrwjmsthmsn asked: how far away do you and your boyf live from each other? I've got a date on sat with a girl who lives 260 miles away from me.. x
Anonymous asked: speeeeeeeeeeeeerm
If you'd be so kind as to fill this up for me,... →
Do I have to bribe you all with awesome points?
AND NO ALICE, DON’T BE SILLY. YOU’RE AWESOME
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