January 2012
Fuck it.
I’m ordering a Dominos.
Who’s joining me, bitches?
Mother walks in my bedroom.
Swiftly kick bottle of lube under the bed.
Successful.
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College was good today.
Got blinded and stabbed with paper clips all in the name of experiments.
Rob’s gone home though, but I’ll probably travel up to his in a few days ^_^
It kind of looks like I have a devil horn sprouting out of my forehead.
Got a horrible spot there and it’s somehow caused my head to just… bruise and go puffy.
Beaaaaaautiful.
I tell boyfriend to stop staring at my tits.
He farts.
I see…..
Went into college this evening and on the way back drove past a pretty serious car crash. The car/s (there was a lorry parked up the road and could only see one car, but possibly another involved) were off the road and in the middle of a bushy/tree place with its/their roof/s taken off by the firemen. Was weird, and we were so close to it all.
Just made a lovely dinner with Rob of steak, egg and...
Annoyed girlfriend is annoyed at uncalled for idiocy towards her boyfriend. I hate it when he comes home from doing something he absolutely adores feeling like shit.
Lovely boyfriend is taking this girlfriend home now, so adios.
xxx
clunkrewind asked: 26 might be nail. 25 might be pen. 12 might be case, but I'm not very sure about that one. 28 might be royal, not sure either. 6 might be rights. 3 might be cost but I'm definitely thinking that's wrong. I had to google things to see if it made sense aha. Okay I got way into this and it turns out I didn't help much, oops!
Anonymous asked: NOOO YOU SSHAAAIIITTT UPPPP
Anonymous asked: SSHAAAIIITTT UPPPP
Getting £50 from my mum this week and I think it’s going to go towards a hair cut. The ends of my hair are ridiculously unhealthy, so might just go for a jaw-length do this time. With so little hair I’d also spend less having to maintain the colour.
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Anonymous asked: how do you get free train journeys?!
Anonymous asked: woohoo stalker questions about you and rob. how long have you been together? how did you meet? how far apart do you live? how often do you see each other? isn't it hard, living far apart? do you ever get jealous? does he? also, just a comment, you post a lot of pictures of yourself and i think that's kinda vain. but then i think i'm just jealous of your amazing self-confidence and i...
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WatchOh my God.
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WatchGUYS I’M BORED.
icavein:
youleahatsix:
my dad was like ‘you need to be in bed early tonight’
my dad
telling an 18 year old
a bedtime
why
what
how
My mum does this nearly every day.
I swear she still thinks I’m 12.
I always wake up to my mum asking what time I went to bed. Usually say midnight or something then realise I’ve made a Facebook status at 3am or so and she’s liked it...
Rang home.
Mum: Got a nice little tub of ice cream for you and Rob when you get in tonight.
Dad in the background: YOU WHAT? WHERE?
>.<
Oh God, I sat with Rob’s parents to eat dinner (Rob’s at football) and I wasn’t concentrating on what I was eating and as soon as I finished I instantly regretted eating as much as I did. Lunch was a big bag full of chips and I’ve snacked loads and have a two hour car journey coming up in the next couple of hours and I’m probably the most car sick person you’ll...
Had a lovely little day.
Went round and saw Rob’s cousin and her kids. Got lots of photos, all taken by her 4 year old :’) Then went to his brothers to just check on the dog and have a playabout with him. Then grabbed a bag of chips each and walked around the little lake just down the road!
Now home. Few more hours until Rob goes to football training, and afterwards we’re traveling back to mine :D
Anonymous asked: Damnn your body is fineeee
Just switched on Big Brother.
I only recognise Frankie because he was shit at singing and shagged anything that breathed and Denise because of her numerous breakdowns.
AND LO AND BEHOLD SHE APPEARS TO BE HAVING ONE ON THE SHOW.
Anonymous asked: Oh my god...you just get sexier and sexier
I'm bored and it's still 3 hours until the...
I’ve watched every Jeremy Kyle episode on the itvplayer website too.
Save me :(
dunderfunk asked: ;)
dunderfunk asked: Hey sexy
Anonymous asked: who on tumblr have you met outside of tumblr then?
Anonymous asked: I have you on facebook, and im saving all your nudes to put them on your wall..
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dunderfunk asked: DOOO IIITTT. would you ever go skinny dipping in a freezing cold lake?
After yesterday’s awkward incident involving the boyfriend’s older brother walking into the room not knowing I was here while I was asleep, I’m now incredibly paranoid someone else is just going to walk in.
OH GOD D:
"Have I been having sex with my brother?"
Oh Jeremy Kyle.