February 2012
The type of texts my boyfriend gets from me.
“Omg I just sat down after getting out the bath and my vagina made an awesome squishy noise xx”
Sophie asks me if I love her.
I tell her I’d sleep with her if she wasn’t such a lovely friend.
That’s sorted.
Anonymous asked: or maybe one of you completely naked, looking back, you've never posted that.
Anonymous asked: Would you be able to post a few photos of you stripping?
Anonymous asked: do you like bacon wrinkled or straight?
Anonymous asked: wow someone could go on your tumblr for a time of about 10 seconds and already know what your whole body looks like? don't you have any self respect for yourself? You're just lashing these photos out on your tumblr like they're nothing. Jesus
Tried to take my top off. Failed to do so as it got caught on my earing. Resulted in flailing about, trying to unhook my earing which had actually pierced through my top with the neckline somewhere about my forehead and both arms still in the sleeves.
Now who wants me to strip for them?
theylooklikebigstronghands:
woaah replied to your post: I just ate 5 slices of pizza and a belgian bun
what topping?
Just yer standard margarita.
Awesome.
Was expecting you to say some shit like beef and pepperoni and pineapple and raisins and like, diced onion and rhubarb and all that snazzy crap.
BUT HELL YEAH MARGARITA.
Anonymous asked: Did you go to fair oak juniors or Stoke park?
Eventful few hours.
Went to college for my evening course at 6, did all the shit I needed to do. Had an exam. Midway through my stomach just had me bent double, it was fucking horrible pain. Just after that the caretaker came in going “IT’S SNOWING!” obviously not knowing there was an exam going on. Got out there, it was snowing heavily. Met mum in the car, she was crying. Turns out my grandparents...
Our labrador's limping.
His leg’s swollen and causing him pain.
Our vets fucking love us.
Just picked my sister up from school.
All the schools I’ve been to are in a ‘pyramid’, all close together and whatnot. While I was waiting I saw my year 6 teacher from the primary school walk past. I nearly ended up in tears because he was a guy who helped, without knowing, my anxiety disorder, even then. I really miss that year. I really miss him.
Minutes later a guy came out...
Anonymous asked: At least you know what your pain was, and are you ok?
Back from the doctors.
Not a stomach ulcer afterall, but an exploding ovarian cyst.
That explains the stupid amount of pain I’ve been in.
Oh my God, I can’t even masturbate out of boredom because my stomach hurts so bad. This is a problem.
ptrandrwjmsthmsn asked: how far away do you and your boyf live from each other? I've got a date on sat with a girl who lives 260 miles away from me.. x
Anonymous asked: speeeeeeeeeeeeerm
If you'd be so kind as to fill this up for me,... →
Do I have to bribe you all with awesome points?
AND NO ALICE, DON’T BE SILLY. YOU’RE AWESOME
<3
thepolarbearyoulove replied to your post: You know when there’s someone you follow who you…
honestly, I don’t mind losing a follower :)
Haha shut it. Your blog’s capable of keeping me sane when I need it :’)
You know when there’s someone you follow who you can no longer stand at all? And I mean at all. Just. Fucking. LET ME UNFOLLOW YOU WITHOUT THE INEVITABLE FOLLOWING GUILT.
No, I cannot begin obsessing over Ed Sheeran.
No, Emma. Stop yourself.
It’s just going to reinforce a ginger obsession.
My God if you continue to say how ugly you are go burn your face off with acid.
Just been reminded why I try not to tell mum when...
I’ve had this shooting pain in my stomach for about a week now. I’m expecting it to be a stomach ulcer after a nurse in my course suggested it.
Anyway, just told mum I’ve booked a doctors appointment for it tomorrow and she laughed in my face and said I’m a hypochondriac. She was literally bent double in hysterical laughter.
Gr8.
Someone make me feel better.
Nearly knocked my mug of tea off my desk and made a sound I imagine only a dangerously constipated chicken would make.
Anyway, bathbathbathbath.
I refuse to eat in the bath since the time I dropped a plateful of spaghetti bolognese in with me.
Do I eat or bathe first?
So hungry but so wanting a bath.
D:
Anonymous asked: how do you use lube in the bedroom department then?
Just gone through 276 photos and cut them down to...
Edited them all and now need to upload them to Facebook, some to here and some to Flickr.
Lord help me.
Anonymous asked: What do you use lube for? Personally I mean.. x
Mum just opened one of my drawers and saw a bottle...
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS.
jubinstull asked: this is not a ask but hey... have not be on here in months and months... now gonna pick it up again... just remember you being the sweetest... so hey
Anonymous asked: what surgery?
Anonymous asked: ...Or wait, maybe they do go together. It's just, I read your blog backwards so I was admiring the Fab then scrolled down and had a mighty shock. But then maybe that's what I like about your blog.
Went to the surgery and booked a doctors appointment for tomorrow morning. Now I’m scared. I’m going to have someone else’s hands pressing against my torso and all sorts.
Someone needs to tell my boyfriend that when writing “You park like a cunt” in the filth on someone’s car door, it’s usually best to do it when the driver isn’t a few metres away and approaching her car.
For those who asked...
It’s from ASDA haha
Anonymous asked: Bloody hell. Ice cream just doesn't go with in your face porn. It's so wrong.
